Who invented socks? Why do we need so much foot protection? Perhaps it’s for warmth, an extra layer, Just for our feet. Some people hate socks, Some people love them. Why? It’s socks. A strip of fabric that goes between your feet and your shoes. Why does it matter? Some socks have those strings on the inside. The ones that get caught between your toes. Some of them are perfectly smooth. Why do some socks have designs? Who looks at people’s socks? Shoes, sure, but socks? And why can people never find their left sock? There’s no such thing as a left sock. Why are there left and right shoes, but not left and right socks? The mysteries of socks will never be solved.
this is the last of the happy poems, I promise I wrote this a while ago but never shared it