1. Don't write about people. People are boring. 2. Don't write about animals. Animals are stinky. 3. Don't write about myths. Myths are overdone. 4. Don't write about life. Life is short. 5. Don't write about me. Please. I beg you. I'm not worth writing about. I promise there are no secrets that are worth uncovering. Huh? What did you say about secrets? These are my writing tips, pay attention! help
