Chapter 1: DON'T CONTROL Z OR ELSE YOU'LL BE THE OPPOSITE OF ALIVE It was dark and stormy at night, little jimmy baxtarer Bartholomew bucket boy was realxing in bed when the the loudest thunderclap you EVER HEARD sounded out through the house, he was sore afraid, he decided to play on his computer to get is mind off the UTTER TERROR, he found a funny looking link it said "free good and fun games to play PRESS HERE ;)" he knew that if a link had a winky face like that was on a link it MUST be safe, he clicked on it BIG MISTAKE, HE SAW RIGHT BEFORE HIM THE MOST HORRIFIC THING EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET BY ANYONE EVER IT WAS SO SCARY HE WON'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT IN FEAR THAT THE IMAGE WILL BECOME VERY CLEAR IN HIS MIND AGAIN AND HEE WILL HAVE NOUGHITMARES, after that he hit control z, but a message popped up "Don't hit that, you'll regret it ;)" HE WAS SO SCARED HE DIDN"T OBEYED TEH MESSAEGE , HE HIT CNTRK Z AND the light went out, all through the house was utter silence (except the sound of Johnny wetting his pants in fear) he crept through the way hall into the room dining and he SAW THE MMOST TERRIFYICNGIN SIGHT VEER BEHELD BY A 18 YEAR OLD, IT WAS A HORRIBLE DIFORMED PICTUER OF RIGGY JOHNSON WEARING TULIP PANTS UNDERTHA TMISSTLE TOW, AGGHJ He scremed, HE RAN InTO THE WIDOW AND JUMPED THE stEPS, HIS NEIGHBORS WEWRE CRYING IN JOY AS HE RAN OUT THE NEIGHBORE STREET INTO JAMAICA, THAT MY DEAR FRIEDN IS Y U SHUDDN'T PRESS CNTRL z
Chapter 2: Jimmy's bestfirend Katy, (Yes she's a girl, no they aren't dating) was realizing one evening when all of a sudden she heard a strange sound it sounded like a wet toothbrush under mushroom soup with ice cream paper skateboard, so kinda of like this "QEEEEEEUUUUUIIKEETTSSEEEEYYUUURRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" she SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU CANT EVEN COMPREHEND THE SCREAMYNESS OF HER SCREAME, SHE RAN INTO THE KITCHEN and then made herself a snack cause she was tired after that scream. She opened the Tv and saw the swen (News backwards) it was so crazy because it said HER best friend jimmy BBBB was arrested for charges of INSANITY AND WSA SENSTECNE OT LIFE IN PRAGUE JAMAICA FOR BEING CRAZY, SHE WAS SO SAD THAT I CANT VEEN BEGING TO DESBRIE HOW SASD SHE WAS, JUST KNOW THTA THE TEARS SHE CRYED THAT Day WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TEARS AND HONEST OF ALL TEARS EVER PROBABLy, She decided to realize because she was too sad to keep watching the news (swen backwards) she decided to play Mario vs donkey kong kart 2 legend of the seven triforce bound tale, it was her favorite game, she played for a few hours until she noticed something HORRIFYNG A DEFORMED IMAGE OF LOUSIE THE SHRIM FROM BUDDIES R US, AGGAGHAGHAGHAG SHEE SCREASDM AND THE END WAS SO SCARY THAT IT WOULD BE RATED -100+ AND THE END JSUT KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER SEE JIMMY TELL HER THAT HE COULDN'T FIND HER Chapter 3: Ill START OF MY STORY WITH THIS ONE SENTENCE ok now that that's over ill tell you everything, it was A DARK A STORMY NIGHT, TWO DAYS AGO Katy Pierson went missing, the suspect of her kindapping was her bestfriend Jimmy BBBB who went insane the same day (THEY ARE FRIEDNS NOT DATING) that's the Ned report Derek Wilson was watching, he was so sad because he knew them both because they were in the same class and he also knew how they weren't dating, he wanted a way to escape the utter sorrow of the situation so he turned on his favourtie show sponge's squarepants a fan calssin hewas, it was his favourtie episode too "Fur of a cabby patty" it was weird though because it dudnt' say "fur of a cabby patty" it said "IM GONNA GET U TOO DEREK" he brushed it off as "just a glitch" AND DECIED TO BREAK DANCE WHILE EATING CEREAL, so the episode started off as normal same gooby boys, same funny cheese sandwich, same sour cream, same evil demon monster eating everyone, sam- WAIt WHAT!!??!?!??!?!??! HE PUKED SO HARD THAT IT WAS A REVERSE PUKE AND HE DIDN"T PUKE aCTUALLY, IT WAS QUANTUM MEGA SCARY THE HORRIFIC TERRROR AHPPEIND IN FORNT OF HIS NOSE AGAAGAGGAHGAHGAHGHAGHAGHGAH IT WAS A DOGS TAIL WAGGING FASTRE THAN YOUR PROCCESERS, HE SCRUKED (scream-puke) and ran out the oven into the backyard FASTER YHAT YOU CAN SAY "GOOD TERROR" BUT THEN HE PUKED ON THE TREE AND TO HIS HORRIFICIYINGCE IT WAS HIM TH ELOUSE CONTROL Z JOHNSon MONSTEROSITY DISGUSTING DERMOFED AND UGLIFTING THEN EVER SO HE DID HIS KARATE KICK TO STOP IT BUT IT DIDNT DO DIDLY, AND HE RAN OUT THE WINDIPDW IT TO THE STREET SCRWAMING "WHAT DA HECK IS HE HERE???" AND THEN EVERYONE CAME OUT TO SEE A dISGUCTING DEFORED TONY THE TIGER EATING HIS OWN CEREAL AND THEN LITTLE TED THE HORRIBLE HECK OF THE WEST AND BETSY MUDER U THE HORRIBLE CARTTOON MUDERER AND THEY ALL SCREAMEd As THEY GODZILLA KICKED OUT THE WINDOW INTO THE REBOOT AN DHTEN IT WAS So crazy chief Watson came by and PUKED ON THE WINDOW And THEN THE ENWWS AncHOR CAME BU AND SCRAMED CRYED ALLOVER TH ENACHOVIES PIZZA HE ORDER TOO ANDD THE END BUT RBE CURFUL CAUSE ROBOX IS TILL HERE BEneTH MINCERAFTS dSRK LAYER OF dangEr THE END (ALSO Katy was not dating jimmy they were just friedns)
