-At the Cemetery- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Met you at the cemetery We caught frogs and moths and beetles We discussed our deepest fears Yours are ghosts, mine is people If I had a heart it'd beat right out my chest Right now I think I Have something to tell you Just promise me one thing I have something to tell you Promise you won't scream But would you be my friend If I told you that I died years ago? Would you be my friend if I never told a lie? Some things hard to hear though Would it be better if we didn't? If you never knew the truth of my existence? Would you ever be friends with a ghost? Saw you sitting on a gravestone Crossing through on my way home I said "hi" and you looked shocked "Wait, you can see me?" "Ah so it talks!" Catching bugs and chasing toads "They were frogs" "What's the difference?" I said I'm afraid of ghosts You're afraid of our existence Would you be my friend If I told you that I died years ago? Would you be my friend if I Never told a lie? Some things hard to hear though Would it be better if we didn't? If you never knew the truth of my existence? Would you ever be friends with a ghost? I don't want you to know a single thing about me But I wanna know all there's to know about you I don't want you to know a single thing about me But I wanna know all there's to know about you Met you at the cemetery We caught bugs and frogs and feelings "Wait did i just say that? Sorry!" "Yeah you should be! We caught bugs and toads and feelings!" I would be your friend No matter dead or alive Losing my mind going mad I'll be around Til the day that I die You and I can't forget Don't regret what we had Would it be better if we never Met each other, never stayed together? Would you stick around with all that you know? (Nice to meet you Taking your time I think I'm a sheep in wolf's clothing Time is fleeting Knew I'd never grow old Seasons change) I don't want you to know a single thing about me But I wanna know all there's to know about you I don't want you to know a single thing about me But I wanna know all there's to know about you
-Dress like a Pirate- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------What if i woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate I'm pretty tired of folding clothes Every day down at target Well maybe someday ill sail the sea Glad i woke to write this song If it makes me enough money I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Don't wanna spread any hate Or do much plunderin to ya Just wanna map that may or may not Lead me to buried moola Oh i blame it all on my dad He'd always urge me to play along Makin movies in the backyard Oh my heart is too far gone Well maybe someday ill sail the sea Be the hero of my own tale If i die before then maybe I'll reincarnate as a whale Where's my green flag Where's my go ahead Wanna do something Crazy before i'm dead Lotsa red flags I'm ignoring them Don't need a ship Guess a raft would be alright instead Just get me out of here Just get me out of here One day i woke up and decided i wanna dress like a pirate I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at target Well maybe someday ill sail that sea Be the hero of my own life If it makes me enough money I'll finally quit my 9-to-5 Well just you watch ima sail that sea Glad i woke up to write this song When it makes me enough money I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
