My Funny Sibling Fight — Step-by-Step Step 1: Spot your sibling Find your sibling doing something normal like watching TV, playing a game, or eating snacks. Step 2: The tiny annoyance Walk by and say something like: “Why do you sit like that?” “You breathe kinda loud.” Step 3: The dramatic response Your sibling will probably say: “WHAT?!” Pretend you did nothing. Step 4: The snack theft Casually take one chip or one cookie from their plate. Important: only take one. This creates maximum drama. Step 5: The argument begins Sibling: “HEY! That was mine!” You: “Relax, it’s just one.” Step 6: The chase Run away slowly so they almost catch you. Step 7: The parent alarm Someone inevitably yells: “STOP FIGHTING!” Step 8: Instant peace treaty Both siblings suddenly act innocent. You: “We weren’t fighting…” Sibling: “Yeah… we were just talking.” Step 9: Repeat tomorrow Sibling rivalry resets in 24 hours.
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