How did you DO that?! You're a god? Ha! Yeah, right. Everybody knows magic isn't real! Yeah, I'm a wand. So what?
I thought of all my OCs and asked myself: Which one is the most ironic? And then the answer hit me. It hit me really hard. I had to go to the emergency room because of how hard it hit me. Like, gee whiz, bro!!!!! Why'd you have to hit me so hard?! I would've used my other OC, "Omnipotey" (he's a god who's five years old and always throwing tantrums) because he's pretty ironic, but I doubt I could sign up twice. So yeah, bye!
