WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK -+- TENNA SONG

Instructions

All credit goes to LongestSoloEver and The Stupendium for this AMAZING SONG! Haven't seen this song on scratch sooooo :3 Press space to change image :3 Lyrics: The sensation of your screen The show that makes you scream Say it with him, folks It's TV Time Straight from your house, we're live In color, with our own in-studio audience, just the way it oughta be And the folks at home, the real star of the show You keep our ratings high (And our overhead low) Hey there, Doctor Tennaville, what's the perscription? Every prize our cadoos and cadettes could be winning? It's a brand new car, a plush toy of your friend And some floral bath curtains (Can't get that from an egg) Hey, Mike, hit the lights, show 'em all thе grand prize That your groovy never glooby mеdiator of the movie So benevolently rendered for your ever-entertainment To obtain it, all you gotta do is play (Play, play) So let me be your TV guide, and keep providing all your time undivided Every hour on the hour, another show to be devoured Keep you hooked with all the power that the censors won't allow (That's not all) It's time for our feature presentation Grab a snack, grab a soda, 'cause you need to stay awake a little longer Need your help to keep the ratings stronger Are you having fun yet? Just sing along now (I) Can't hear you, say a little louder (Love) That's right, just don't stop those smiles (TV) That's the magic word I tell you, I could hear that ninety-nine more times Sit right down and stay for a while Now, don't you dare touch that dial We're broadcasting live to you It's all for you, the idiot box is back in style Each game and show is action-packed Just play along with the laugh track Stick around for the marathon Don't go nowhere, 'cause we'll be right back (Yeah, just make sure you put the airholes in there, or that would be bad) But wait, there's more (Come back), why spend your time scrolling? There's a world of fun to get to know on your remote controller Social media's greedy, and Wikipedia's seedy Just grab a friend and PBS, and you can learn on your TV There's game shows, quiz shows, shows for no reason While your streamers leave you hanging, cancel after just one season Let me help you fall asleep with your favorite programs You're wakin' up with infomercials 3 o'clock in the a.m Call now, I'm making a one time deal today You better act now, the offers goin' away We've got QVC, why shop online? Like this kitchen sink fur guard, cryin' for a buyin' Never buffer, never suffer another meme from your mother Of the little yellow fellows interrupting your comfort This media is curated, it's safe and TV-G rated Thinking twice if you imply that a device could replace it I'm man's best friend, I'm better than e-mail Just bask in the cathode glow, detail is overrated Who needs widescreen? (HD?) You can see it all in four by three (Wow!) Sit right down and stay for a while Now, don't you dare touch that dial We're broadcasting live to you It's all for you, the idiot box is back in style Each game and show is action-packed Just play along with the laugh track Stick around for the marathon Don't go nowhere— And now, a word from our sponsor You've-- got-- mail! HAEAHAEAHAEAH-!! Tenna, buddy, maybe take a shave because you're getting fuzzy Bet that telethon ain't making any money Do they get reception in the cemetery? (Ask about our retirement plans) You're like a TV dinner (Not consumed) Maybe if you checked the Mike, you'd see the dot com boom Descending into frame, ending of an age Refresh the page, betting on the elderly does not compute Take aim, rotting the brainwaves for payday Mayday, sure, it was great in your heyday Waylaid, now the domain's mine to lay claim Ohh, but let's have a look at what you could've won You've gotta face reality (TV) All the kids are in the queue for my VC Caught up in the net, your tears are streaming Netflix and children (Not another Cocomelon) [Bridge: LongestSoloEver] Woah mama, what the heck is that thing? Just a rat in the net? Washed up has-been? Stay away from our prize We've made it this far, everything's going perfect What was that in the dark? Eh, it's probably nothing [Chorus: LongestSoloEver] (Just sit right down) Sit right down and stay for a while Now, don't you dare touch that dial (Don't touch that dial) We're broadcasting live to you It's all for you, the idiot box is back in style Each game and show is action-packed Just play along with the laugh track (Just play along) Stick around for the marathon Don't go nowhere, 'cause we'll be right back [Outro: LongestSoloEver] (So stay and believe in the TV) Thanks for watching TV time will be right back next week (You're already seated, enjoying the show) Fridays at 10 a.m., 9 central Here on LSE (So promise that you'll never leave me) See ya next time (Forgotten again, I don't want you to go) I-I will see you, right? You're coming back? Please?