//// "welcome back to UAP news. today, we report an unknown dark figure roaming down the streets of multiple locations all over shibuya, japan. try not to come in contact with it, or travel with a group or two or more to avoid conflict with this mysterious entity." "reports have shown this said creature following people down alleyways. quoted from one of the reports, 'the second the victim is not spotted by anyone's vision, or the second the victim is out of sight completely, the next time said victim is spotted, their head pops off their body entirely. their body falls to the ground, while their head is immediately sent in a fit of hysteria.' the reports do not mention there being any blood, but rather, their head pops off like a figurine, and floats up into the sky. so far, nobody has seen the place where these heads fly off to." "this is one of the plenty of strange anomalies seen. for those who are still thriving or alive, stay calm, and stay safe. this is UAP news, signing off." ////
