I'm so cooked dawg- Instructions for my funeral ☟
I want my male friends to show up to my funeral in neon maid dresses and pink knee-high socks, and wig looking like an uwu girl. My female friends must come to my funeral in the most genuinely offensive outfits to wear to a funeral they can find, like rat costumes or ship (Billford) cosplays. MY BESTIES MUST DRESS UP AS THE FUN GANG (ya'll writing this down?) AND NEVER EVER LET MY BROTHER NEAR MY CASKET EVEEEEEEEER!!!1!!!111!!!11! Any non-binary/ other gendered friends gotta choose between the two. (This is a joke, I just want good/funny music) My friend group consists of people MY AGE, around 12-15 so they all think this is funny
