I'm white. I'm black. I'm yellow. And I'm single. What's up boys?... Ladies, I just ate mac and cheese out my pants pocket. Gave her my number, and she immediately blocked it. I just put a metal fork into an electrical socket. I got bored as heck and started to play bop it. Kicked my uncle in the balls, yeah I'm batman. I just ate a protein board out of a trash can
