(The episode is kind of long, follow instructions, notes, and comments below. The comments are in order — the first you’ll find is the follow up. Any regards, put it in the BABY studio) Humany: So, yeah! Baby and Yayy are growing so fast! It’s something I thought impossible! Even after Craty! P the Pattern: How old are they? Humany: Well, I’m 34, Baby and Yayy are 14 months old, and Craty is 4 and a half already. P the Pattern: What a big family! What about Persony? How is she handling this? Humany: Quite good, actually! Without her this would because unmanageable! Oh, and about us… P: What? Humany: We’re getting married! P: Congrats! When, though? Humany: That’s why I called you here. The wedding starts tomorrow. She asked me to take care of our children whilst she manages the wedding. I don’t know what I could do without her, really! She’s my saviour! P: But what’s the problem? Humany: The hotel we’re going doesn’t admit any babies… P: How stupid. Humany: I can’t understand hotels sometimes. I’m just giving the country more future workers! P: Let’s not get political, before you do. Humany: Okay… P: So, what do you want me to do? Humany: I guess just taking care of them… P: I know of some persons that could take care of them. Humany: Who? P snaps their fingers, teleporting 10 objects to the competition area Hammer: Wha- where am I? Heart: How romantic! How beautiful this new place is! Crystal: No! My paper airplane! ?: Why do we have to suffer in this new location? Vaccine: Is everyone alright? Moon: Who are these people? Geometry Dash, before smashing into a rock and despawning: AAAAAAH! Tetris starts changing shape rapidly, like if he was uncertain or scared !: Wow, bro! How cool! Jester: How do you call a TV in an airport? A tele-port! nobody laughs, leaving a complete silence Jester: Okay… Humany: Are you sure, P? P: Yep. I’m 100% positive they will abide by my instructions. The sky turns gray. P lifts their hand and a lightning bolt lands there P: You are going to take care of these 2 babies. The one with the blue shirt is called Baby and the one in the red shirt is Yayy. Or if not, you will pay the consequences. With P’s sudden intervention, everyone becomes silent, hesitant to talk until the clouds fade away P: Good. Me and his dad Humany are now going to give you instructions. You will be monitored closely. they spend 2 hours with the babies, learning how they behave and needs Humany: I should be going now… Humany hugs both of his babies. He makes a video call with their mother, who is with Craty, and they chat. After a while, a car arrives to pick up Humany and he leaves P: It’s up to you now. a tree next to P falls over them, whilst they disappear ?: What just happened? !: We now have to take care of these stupid babies! Great! (Ironic) Vaccine: You shouldn’t be talking like that to them! We need to take care of them! Because- Baby, screaming: I’M NOT STUPID! everybody looks at Baby, completely flabbergasted ?: How does a one year old baby talk normally? Baby: Well, I don’t have the answer to that question. Although I never do that close to dad, because what could he think? Vaccine: Hey, little one, although your case is outstanding, you need to tell your parents this! Baby: I don’t wanna! In fact, we’re not doing boring things around here! Moon: Our old home was too homogeneous, guys. Maybe we should listen to what he has to say. Baby: Me being a baby doesn’t mean I am less capable! We could do a battle! A duel! !: Heck yeah! Vaccine: There’s no way we’re doing that! What if we get injured? Crystal: I agree. What if I crack? It would become almost irreparable. ?: Could we do something more chill? Baby: I still want there to be stakes… What about a competition? I’ll give you challenges, and the winner gets 100€! ?: Where are we getting it from? Baby: The losers! Each loser will pay 12€! 12€*9=108€! 100 for the winner and 8 for me since I’m the host! Geometry Dash: What if I don’t wanna pay? Hammer: What if you win? Heart: Yeah! I agree with the most handsome- Baby: Enough! I will be the host and you will be my contestants! And this will be Baby’s Amazing Beautiful… which words starts with “y”. Heart: You! GD: Yellow! Hammer: Yonder. !: Yikes! Moon: Year Vaccine: Yesterday. Crystal: Yin-Yang. Jester: Yttrium ?: Why do you always act as if you’re funny? Yes or no? Tetris tries spelling out “yet”, which only Baby understands Baby: I think the best one is year. Moon is safe! Moon: How do you know my name? Baby: You’re literally the moon. Or a small replica of it, like Sun Moon: You know Sun!? Baby: He’s a friend of mine! Moon: He’s so handsome! I wish I knew him. Heart: Not as much as Hammer~ Hammer is seen uncomfortable at the declaration, though decides to do nothing Jester: I can’t understand why you don’t question Heart. Only I do!
?: What’s our challenge, Mr. Host? Baby: I want my chuchu! ?: What’s a “chuchu” Baby: The thing papa puts in my mouth to calm me down, so I do the same movement as when I- Crystal: Where is it? Baby: You can break the 4th wall and… a screen appears in front of them, and we see that, when Baby started talking, the “chuchu” had fallen over his mouth Baby, tearing up: Find it! Baby starts crying really loudly. Everyone knows they need to find it, not only for the prize, but for the sake of their sanity GD: Tetris, why don’t we team up? Tetris moves upwards, signaling a “yes” GD: Perfect! Tetris blazes, phasing through many poses to gain velocity GD: Wait for me! a Geometry Dash level starts forming, and GD nails it, achieving a record speed Heart: I will team up with my beautiful boyfriend… Hammer, to himself: “Why can’t she be like Moon or Vaccine, somewhat normal girls?” !, to ?: Let’s join, bro! ?: Why? !: Come on! We’re the only special ones around here! Algebraliens! ?: Why won’t you think that, for example, GD and Tetris are both game-inspired? !: I don’t care about their origin! I just wanna be with my bro! ?: Where could it be? Vaccine, to Crystal: If you need help, ask me! Crystal: Don’t worry, I like doing things myself. Vaccine: If not for you, could you at least help me? Crystal: Fine… Jester looks at everyone teaming up Jester: I really am the loner here… Wait, there it is! Everyone hears Jester, and runs towards the object. Jester, as he’s the slowest, rapidly falls behind Jester: No… Jester trips over a stick, and falls over, rolling down the steep cliff faster than everyone. Being a hat, a lot of his fabric becomes damaged, and even loses one of his balls Vaccine, seeing Jester rolling and advancing over her: What the- ?: How is he doing that? Hammer: We need to accelerate! everyone accelerates, at no avail, since Jester is rolling too fast !: No! Crystal: I’m getting eliminated, ain’t I… Heart: Domt worry, Hammery! You are still the best! Jester manages to grab the “chuchu”, next to a river, though falls to it. Tetris, blazing past him, grabs the “chuchu” from his hands and gives it to Baby completely dry Baby: Yayy! Thanks! I see you also made duos. I think that means Moon and Jester will be a duo… if he survives the elimination. Let’s see who will leave the show and give me 12€! everyone starts climbing up the cliff !: This is too tiresome… ?: Are we there yet? Vaccine: Come on! Crystal: This is because we were too focused on going there that we forgot how to come back up! GD starts jumping GD: Sorry guys, but it seems that jumping all day gives you a benefit! after half an hour, Jester, the last one, arrives Baby: You all managed to disappoint me massively, congrats (ironically). Now you are going to vote for who is leaving the game. Moon and the game-duo are immune. Vote for who you want out, write it in this paper and I will read it aloud!
