SWC writing competition entry for November 2025! Arrow keys, space, or clicking on the screen should all work. Fullscreen recommended. I was bored, and by the time I started on this the deadline was almost up anyway. I hope everyone who reads this is left extremely bamboozled and/or very exasperated. Shoutout to the writing comp judges, who really do not deserve to deal with my clownery. I am so sorry. Remember to stay hydrated!!! Word count: 649 words
