1. PUNCH THAT FLAG!!! 2. spend at least $800 on a new computer because of me. 3. gently tap the flag 4. kindly apologize to the flag 5. watch 6. love 7. favorite 8. follow 9. think about how you are one in 700,000,000 people on earth 10. think about your life and if you will ever get into a good college, get a good job, and live your life in satisfaction that you have lived to the fullest, as you ride your yacht into your mansion-condo-city 11. think about life, the universe, and the answer to both things 12. eat a hotdog 13. figure out the secret to immortality 14. profit every morning ever
BLEH!
