I’m also at school lol.
Allow me to present a compadre, a chum, a confidant, if you will, an associate of mine – conjured forth from the hallowed halls of academia, specifically, the educational institution where we both, as students, undertook the acquisition of knowledge together – postulating, if you dare, into a sound-capturing device that, alas, exists solely within the realms of imagination, a figment of creative conceptualization, lacking any physical instantiation whatsoever. lol