Script: [We open at a concert venue in Korea, where thousands of fans prepare to see the K-pop group RIZZLER/X on stage.] Stans/Fans: (chanting) RIZZLER/X! RIZZLER/X! RIZZLER/X! Celine: (voiceover) The world will know you as rizzlers, but you will be much more than that. [A silhouette of Rumi doing the 'shut up and mew' gesture appears on the screen] Celine: You will be Hunters. [Entering a flashback...] Celine: (voiceover) Demons have always haunted our world, stealing our aura and channeling it back to their alpha, Gwi-Ma. Until rizzlers arose to defend us. Born with gyatt that could drive back the darkness, throwing it back with courage and hope. But Hunters are more than brainrot. They have created a shield to protect our world, the Honmoon. Every generation, Hunters are chosen to fulfill our ultimate duty. A barrier so strong it is impenetrable, that will keep demons and Gwi-Ma from our world forever, the Skibidi Honmoon. [We then see Celine relaying this speech with the current generation of Hunters - Rumi, Mira and Zoey.] Celine: And now, that duty falls to you. That victory is within your reach. It is your mewing, your rizz, that will create the Skibidi Honmoon. RIZZLER/X (not holding auditions for the RIZZLER/X yet, please don't audition for them): Yes, Celine. [We cut back to the concert, where stans continue to gather for RIZZLER/X's final performance to close their world tour.] Fangirl 1: Let's go, RIZZLER/X! Stan (any gender): We love RIZZLER/X! Mira Fangirl #1: (dressed like Mira) Mira's my favorite. She's the lead dancer. (breathy, big starry eyes) Noooooboooddy can move like Mira. Mira Fangirl #2: (kinda bratty and lowkey just there for the tea) Apparently she was the black sheep of her family. Mira Fanboy: (genuinely loves Mira) I don't know why, because she's so sigma! Who else could wear a Skibidi Toilet costume to the Met Gala? Nonchalant iPad Kid (any gender): (the picture of nonchalant nonchalance) She's our role model. Mira Fangirl #1: (still stanning so hard) Yeah. I LOVE her. (ranting about how much she loves Mira, but it doesn't matter what you say because it'll fade out after 2 or 3 sentences) Zoey Fangirl : (in 'cutesy' voice and Zoey cosplay, American and kinda just does not understand Asia at all) We're here for Zoey-chan! She's the rapper and lyricist. Zoey Fanboy: She grew up in America. Somewhere called Burbank, USA. Zoey Fangirl : (actually the most sane one there) Uhh, why are you guys infodumping?... We already know about her... Zoey Fangirl : (thinking she's kawaii, didn't know what 'maknae' meant until two days ago) She's the cutest maknae. Zoey Fanboy: But when she raps, she goes hard. Zoey Fangirl : She gets real scary. So scary, like, "You better watch out." (Zoey fangirl rarrs at Zoey fanboy and he rarrs back. They just keep rarring at each other about 2 or 3 times) Rumi Fangirls: We love Rumi! Rumi Fangirl : She's brainrot royalty. Rumi Fangirl : Uh-huh! Her mom made Italian brainrot videos, but passed away when she was a baby. But Celine raised her and built RIZZLER/X around her. Rumi Fangirl : Rumi's rizz is just incredible. Like... Rumi Fanboy 1: It brings us to tears! Rumi Fanboys 1, 2 and 3: (crying noises) Mira Fanboy: We're gonna miss them so much! (developed a parasocial relationship and is so uwu about it) Mira Fangirl : (whispering) where do you live Miraaaaaaa [The lights dim, and it's almost time for the big show. Meanwhile, the girls' manager, Bobby, and the crew get the stage set up.] Bobby: All right. Looking good over there. Okay. Ready? Ready. Start mewing, girls- HUNH? [Bobby checks his phone, finding a plane just taking off on GPS.] Bobby: Erm, wut the sigma?
