sOOOO wheatley makes a mysterious return from space and he smashes through a bunch of floors and makes a hole in the neurotoxin tank and he's like "DID ANY1 MISS MEH?!" and glados is like "LOL NO U IDIOT LOLOLOLOL" and suddenly he's on A PLATFORM and then it gets really weird because FRODO BOI SUDDENLY SHOWS UP WITH HIS FRENDOS AND HE CATCHES WHEATLEY LIKEWHATISTHAT AND SO I DEPLOY NAMELESS AND NIGHTIE AND THEY'RE STALKIN THEM AND AND SO NAMELESS IS MOANIN AT THEM AND PIPPINS LIKE "DOOD PEACE" AND THEN MERRY BE LIEK "SHUT UP PIP" AND SUDDENLY SAMMYBOI SAYS "WOAH HOLD UP, MELLON" AND A MELLON DROPS TO THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY'RE LIKE OMG THAT MOANIN THING ITS A SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GIANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel light-headed
credot to moony for collabing on this strange fan fiction we are making we are drowning in fangirliness over here Exile It takes your mind again Exile It takes your mind again You've got suckers' luck Have you given up? Does it feel like a trial? Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine? Exile It takes your mind again Exile It takes your mind again Oh, you meant so much Have you given up? Does it feel like a trial? Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine? Does it feel like a trial? Now you're thinking too fast You're like marbles on glass Vilify Don't even try Vilify Don't even try You've got suckers' luck Have you given up? Does it feel like a trial? Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine? Does it feel like a trial? Did you fall for the same empty answers again? Vilify Don't even try Vilify Don't even try Vilify...
