Sarah: Alright everyone is finally here! We can start the gift exchange. And just a heads-up, I randomized the names very well this year, so if I hear one more "Gabe always gets MY name," complaint, I might actually lose my candy canes. Corbyn: And we couldn't have that, could we? Gabe: I take offense to that, y'know. I actually enjoy buying you guys gifts. What is with you and your constant hatred of socks? Sarah: That's literally the gift they use to show how lame a parent is in like every TV show. Gabe: What can I say? TV show parents have great taste. Corbyn: Wait, wait, wait. Where's Jane? Sarah: Oh yeah, forgot. She told me she'd meet us here in five minutes and that she was running- [A gust of wind] Jane: Woah-WOAH!! [Stumble creak] Corbyn: JANE?! Jane: S-sorry. Door locked. Went through window. Lie down now. Gabe: Should we call a doctor? Sarah: Nonsense, I'm sure she's okay, RIGHT? Jane: Yup totally fine, all good! Sarah: Great! As we all know Jane decided we do uncannily terrible gifts this year. The cursed "GAG GIFTS!" [Dun dun dun] Corbyn: Where did that sound come from? Gabe: Sorry, downloaded a sound effects pack on my phone. [Clown nose] Jane: Makes perfect sense. Sarah: So...who's giving their gift up first? Gabe: Ooh! Me! Memememe! Sarah: Okay fine, go! Gabe: I got...Corbyn!!! [Electricity noise] Corbyn: Oh....uh, er, what is it? Gabe: It's an electrical coffee mug. It plays music, and heats your coffee up amazingly without needing other technology. Jane: No fair, we were supposed to get bad gifts, that one's kinda cool! Corbyn: Shut it, this is the first gift I've ever gotten from Gabe that's good, you will NOT ruin this for me. Jane & Gabe: Whatever, Corbyn. Sarah: Anyways...now that Corbyn is content, we shall move onto my gift! I ended up pulling Jane's name. [Snip noise] Jane: Gardening hedges? You know I love gardening! What's so gag-worthy of this gift? Sarah: If you use it outside, it will overheat and poison your plants. Jane: SARAH! [Cackles from whole crew] Corbyn: I wanna give my gift to Sarah next. Sarah: O-oh, r-really? Corbyn: Yes. You're just going to LOVE it. Sarah: I'll be the judge of that. [Rattle noise] Sarah: O-oh! It....rattles! Corbyn you...shouldn't have. You really really shouldn't have! Corbyn: Shut up, smart aleck! Open the box! Sarah: Oh wow a compass! This is...actually good! Thanks Corbyn! Corbyn: No need to act so surprised... Jane: Okay lovebirds stop flirting. Sarah & Corbyn: WE'RE NOT! Jane: Whatever. Anyways my gift...is for Gabe. Gabe: Wow this is an awfully large box, Jane! [Three chant 'Open it!'] [A music box starts playing] Jane: They charged a fortune for this thing. You better like it. Gabe: Creepy. Cool. Sickkk. Thanks, Ja- [Flicker] Corbyn: Where did the light go? Sarah: Jane...? Jane: O-ho! About...the music box...hehehe.... Gabe: WHAT? Jane: There was this teeny tiny detail that... uh... Sarah: WHAT JANE? Jane: If it has access to modern tech it'll shut everything down- Everyone: JANE!! Jane: What? It was a nice deal! Sarah: Why is my compass rattling? Is it asking for help? Is this SOS in Morse code? Corbyn: MY MUG IS OVERHEATING, SARAH HELP! Sarah: What do you want ME to do?! Corbyn: I don't know, I- Jane: I am so-sorry- Gabe: Good job Jane. You broke Christmas. Corbyn: Never thought I'd prefer socks. Sarah: No time to dwell. I'll go grab some flashlights. And maybe call an exorcist.
