alright guys I didn't finish the storyline yet so I'll be updating this as I progress lol that's why this is a wip anyways I got a new hyperfixation it's time to post about it PRE-PROLOGUE player: life is good today is a good day let's go to roblox HQ for a convention terry's grandkids (I forgor their names): yo wanna commit a crime I mean sit next to us during the convention with our grandpa player: sure bro *convention starts* builderman: roblox is good blah blah blah mysterious figure: erm ackshually roblox is bad now and you ruined it noobs go arrest this guy jparty: nah bro noobs: get out jparty after getting busted by literal NOOBS: ok fine terry: my grandkids made me wake up hey mysterious figure get out hey player what are you doing here how do you still look the same ok go beat up those noobs player: bruh what terry: bro did you forgor how to fight *stuff happen* player: oh no something is happening PROLOGUE terry: bro get out of bed shedletsky wants to speak with u player: I hate u terry: die terry: ok now that that's settled skedaddle off to roblox hq ignore the noobs player: ok *1000 noobs vs player death battle* shedletsky: I got beaten up by ppl but I'm still alive go find the SFOTH swords here's a buns ahh basic sword bye player: what red noob + blue noob: hey we saw you and got busted by you in boblox hq now we have our boss with us now die *death battle* noobs: bro what time to flee CHAPTER 1 supreme ant: bow to me player: no supreme ant: die supreme ant: *explodes* player: bro what mayor monty: hi what do u want player: ice dagger mayor monty: whatever on the way there find jim or else I'll steal your knees player: ok jim: help I'm stuck under rocks player: ok I'll use dynamite to break these rocks this is safe trust *jim somehow gets freed without getting further hurt bro what* jim: ty omg I'm your #1 fan now come to me after you get ice dagger for free pizza player: o k (if you chose to be evil ignore the entire previous paragraph) guards and sentient statue: die you're not hurting the king player: nuh uh kitchen wizard: get me potion player: *gets wrong potion* kitchen wizard: ima crash out on you rq go up on the really safe pile of debris terry: yk what ima murder this guy for his hat rq now I can fly haha cruel king: hi I'm cruel king but I'm not cruel spaceman moonbase clickbaited y'all into thinking I'm cruel massive L cruel king: anyways this kingdom is being destroyed in like 6-7 years and I don't want that to happen and idk but you have something to do with that so DIE *epic death battle* cruel king: dies (but not really) player: I have ice dagger now wow CHAPTER 2 shedletsky: yo here's how to use ice dagger player: thanks terry: hey this is my plane GET OFF player: but shed told me to come here terry: bro fine I thought you were committing robbery srry mayor thaniyel: help my son is kidnapping me griefer: go my gorilla let's get out of here player: ok let's save mayor thaniyel by stealing his car player: driving in my car after a drink hey that bump is shaped like a bigfoot player: hey griefer give your dad back griefer: no *summons rocks* player: oh no player: destroys rocc with dynamite komodo: die *death battle* komodo: oops srry I thought you were evil here's cool shoes to compensate for that terry: hey meet my bro jerry ayo you have cool shoes now what jerry: I can teach you how to u- terry: get out griefer: hey dad can I ask you stuff player: no u griefer: die griefer: how did I lose I'm out of here I'm too salty to admit defeat player: brother this guy stinks player: oh em gee an iron sword bigfoot: no player: my swordd bigfoot: ayo I remember you ran me over in a jeep *death battle* bigfoot: bro noo I can't take revenge player: haha l griefer: dad pull the sword out of the stone you're king arthur here player: hey griefer: change of plans nvm griefer: *casually makes dad grab sword and pulls dad* griefer: problem solved now die *death battle* griefer: bro how did I lose griefer: wait all this time it was the voices saying stuff griefer: player pls die *stabs sword into his freaking LEG and somehow turns into evil plant monster and doesn't die* *death battle* mayor thaniyel: ok ty for defeating my son he was hearing voices anyways here's evil venomshank I gotta get this kid to therapy rq see you CHAPTER 2 shedletsky: ok you got venomshank now take a train to this graveyard that leads to telamon's manor. telamon isn't me btw trust. also there's zombies that might murder you but whatever player: bruh player: wow what a great train ride this station is great time to check in and go to sleep player: wakes up gangsters: give us your moneyy player: nah I'd win player: I should check on whoever's driving the train yk (rest in n+c)
noobador: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A DRINK HEY THAT BUMP IS- red and blue: sigma red and blue: hey intruder!!! green and purple: hey wassup red and blue: oh noes it's our evil cousins yk what player can we not be enemies rq ty player: uhh these guys look sus sure *death battle* purple and green: grr we lost time to be salty about it *vanishes* player: so what was that about red and blue: you see we aren't stupid side npcs we have an emo backstory and all *insert backstory here* player: wow... how touching... anyways gotta go find the ghostwalker now cya red and blue: o k let us know if you need help lol we owe you debts because idk smth called morals I'm not sane as you can see
