I (3m) have a brother (Bonan) who is about to get married to this very hot woman (let’s call her Ashley). She’s super, super nice and she buys me ice cream even though my parents say no. Yesterday, I started kindergarten, and she took me to the movies to watch the Hunger Games. It was a fun movie, especially when the people get killed. There was so much blood everywhere. Best thing I’ve ever seen. Though, my mom yelled at Ashley for making me watch it. Such a killjoy. Also, she and my brother share the same birthday, so they get to celebrate it together as a couple. Anyways, my parents were speaking to each other about this kid they had together who was apparently bonan’s twin sister but had to send her to the orphanage because they were quote “financially unstable”. Whatever that means and how they spoke to Ashley’s parents and how they explained that she was adopted. I think they’re worried that he’s related to her or something like that you see on Netflix. According to Bonan, whenever he and Ash are together in public, everyone thinks they’re related or something. So, using my detective skills, I decided to investigate to find out the truth. I took my parents’ credit card to spend money on a DNA kit and sneakily plucked out the hairs of my brother and Ash while they were sleeping in his bed. I got the results today and apparently; they are tested positive to be related. Should I call the cops? Most importantly, should I tell my parents I stole their credit card. Also, should I sneak out to the movies with Ash and watch Catching Fire and then reveal the truth while all the people brutally die? Oh, and also, should I use the red crayon or the blue crayon to color in my Lexus 360
had to edit from the original so that's why it looks different from the scratch original (idk if that made sense)
