Welcome to the new OS, Xykanthiate_SYSS! It’s fast and secure, but if a virus shows up, you’ll be asked to download “SYS=SAFE.” Watch out for $$$.exe, as it’s definitely harmful. In the ℗, you can’t uninstall programs, when you encounter a Blue Screen of Death, you’ll need to wait about 15 seconds.
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