press the sparkles if you are Rubie, press the heart if you are rurik this is fun cause its like a template and maybe you can add your own characters111 keep your attack up or you'll miss your attacks and have less chance of getting critical hits arrow keys control sound ------------------l o g s (I started working Nov 30)---------------- ITS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO SAD CAUSE HE KEPT DANCING AND THEN TRIPPING AND THEN HE MANAGES TO HEAL HIMSELF AND THEN I HIT HIM CRITICALLY AND HES BACK WHERE HE STARTED NOOOO and I don't even have to do anything except spamming pins and needles because he keeps healing me- WAIT HES BACK AT 100 health this game is so slow...I don't think it'll ever end I had to fix it cause I realized I messed up the odds on his passive aggressive remark and I decided to make the chance of getting a critical hit higher so now things should be spiced better???? XDDDD I got his health down to 10 and then he danced and tripped because he had 0 attack and I won but the stakes were not very high I must say.... in all honesty its pretty lore accurate right now but I think I wanna try changing it maybe cause it's not so fun I WILL MAKE IT SO YOU CAN PLAY AS RURIK. and also a 2 player mode thats what I wanted OK SO I changed it from Rurik and rubie dealing 6 and 5 damage to 16 and 15 damage and RURIKS critical hits deal 30 damage now I'm changing panic to taking ruriks attack down only a little I changed it to take his attack down none cause I wanted to make it so you have to use other attacks and I changed his other attacks too so now it should be more difficult waitwaitwait how does he keep missing he's at 100 attack??????? I will remove missing at 100 attack for him. let's see how much better all these changes are.... not that much, its luck based for how difficult cause he does random moves- I was tryna make him stronger in place of his lack of strategy] cause my first run through this updated version I won so quickly but now he keeps taking my attack points away and imslike STOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP1111 I don't think he can win on his own but we'll see how this plays out HE GOT M HEALTH DOWN TO 10 HE WON ok so game complete except for the 2 player and play as Rurik part it'll be press r to play as Rurik? and then 2 for two player so maybe I should add a menu and make it buttons instead NOO but now if you play as Rurik it'll be too easy to beat rubena....so I'll have to edit his moves back and her moves too for the Rurik player version I HAVE EVERYTHING SET OUT TO SET IT UP BUT CHANGING THE ATTACKS'LL BE A PAIN its the duplicating and replacing and then realizing you messed up and having to replace everything all over again but i've got the basis- UGHHH THERESSOSOSOSOSOSOMUCH CODE ITS CONFUSING ME for whatever reason it just stops randomly during when you play as Rurik. idk how I'm gonna do the 2 player cause I have to add another layer onto everything to disable the um whateverwhaetver GRRRR!!!!! ok but is it just me or is Rubie sentient or smth what decision making- its in my head... OHMYGOSH cause I keep using panic and she keeps using dark side and then I realized shes slowly been whittling down my health cause I wasntpayingattention its like pareidolia I fixed the thing Abt where it'd stop randomly oh god imagine if itried to make an actual like code for strategy- it'd be like what I already have BUT MULTIPLIED AND WITH MORE VARIABLES TO KEEP TRACK OF (belle horror story) NOO KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME MY HEAD IS TRYING TO FLYAWAY GRRR FIGHTING RUBIE WE ARE AT A STALEMATE THEY ARE BOTH AT 0 ATTACK AND NEITHER OF US CAN GET OUR ATTACK BACK UP AND SHE KEEPS PUTTING RURIK BACK DOWN they don't wanna fight awwwwww BUT GRRRR Please, RUBIE, I need this. My RURIK is kind of homeless. I live with my 0 ATTACK. I wanna help HIM out. I keep rolling funny story to get attack IMANAGEDTOWINHOORAYIGOTSOLUCKYMYATTACKWASAT20
basically what I wanted to do for a teeny piece of the pirate game- I realize now it might've been really ambitious for just a small thing if it pops that means there's an error :((((((((((((( I know what causes this error- its cause I made it so itd pop if something didn't go through basically I went: -if perchances > 14 do blah blah blah -if perchances < 14 do blah blah blah BUT I WASNT THINKING and that leaves out what happens when its number 14 and that's when it pops cause it doesn't know what else to do but I'm too lazy to fix it cause its so widespread at this point so its just a miss! it doesn't break anything, its plays normally after dw