I am a certified gay the world is against me dating a woman literally every time I like a woman irl some shi goes down and I don't like em anymore or smth smh I've never actually seen a thirst trap believe it or not my dad is literally the biggest hater, hes homophobic, transphobic, anti-furry, anti-therian, bro hates everything he wants us dead good thing he's a step dad :sweat: I want short hair BUT my hair is so dead straight that it'd look like a f[budonk]uckahh bob cries my MOM has a gaydar its so funny vro every time we see someone who's DEFINITELY gay we immediately notify each other "hey sparrow" "what" "look at that guy" very VERY clearly gay (to us) guy checking his nails and leaning against the wall in the mall "gay" we both say in unison guys im single any women wanna sweep me off my feet /j
