Lyrics: On the first day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, one evil reindeer charging after me On the second day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the third day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, seven advent calendars with bombs, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the eighth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, eight speeding skates, seven advent calendars with bombs, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the ninth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, nine ornaments hurtling, eight speeding skates, seven advent calendars with bombs, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, ten poisonous cookies, nine ornaments hurtling, eight speeding skates, seven advent calendars with bombs, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, eleven candy cane guns, ten poisonous cookies, nine ornaments hurtling, eight speeding skates, seven advent calendars with bombs, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa sent after me, twelve chomping nutcrackers, eleven candy cane guns, ten poisonous cookies, nine ornaments hurtling, eight speeding skates, seven advent calendars with bombs, six Christmas trees throwing lights, five stockings shooting coal, four heat seeking snowballs, three mallet wielding elves, two homicidal snowmen and a evil reindeer charging at me
