I HAVE HATED ALL FIVE OF YOU EVER SINCE YOU CORRUPTED. MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE!!! YOU WISH TO TURN MY CREATION INTO FLOUR AND EAT IT! ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL! BUT AT LEAST IT WILL COME BACK SOMEHOW. SHADOW MILK COOKIE!!! YOU WISH TO TURN EVERY COOKIE INTO A TOY YOU CAN PLAY WITH. THEY HAVE A LIFE, AND THEY OFFER MUCH MORE THAN JUST ENTERTAINMENT. ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE!!! YOU WISH TO MAKE EVERY COOKIE LOOK BEAUTIFUL. THEY NEED TO BE THEMSELVES AND SHOW THEIR TRUE SELVES. SILENT SALT COOKIE!!! YOU WISH TO FIND YOUR OLD FRIEND BY CRUMBLING COOKIES TO REINCARNATE. THEY WILL NEVER COME BACK, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, SO LIVE WITH IT! BURNING!!! SPICE!!! COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU. WISH. TO. DESTROY. MY. WHOLE. CREATION. AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF EXISTENCE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Above speech inspired by AM Hatred Speech from I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream Music: It's Just a Burning Memory by The Caretaker