(Read the jokes at your own risk... because they are somewhat inappropriate... I mean, they're dark Jokes...) Yeah... For some reason, the jokes that I say to most people are just... dark... If anyone has a problem with any of the jokes, please tell me! (I got these jokes from a website btw... none of the jokes here are made by me...)
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK "People always tell me that opening a door for someone is polite... Last time I did that, the lady just flew out the door and screamed... Bad idea to do that on a plane while it's in the air!" "“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” It’s a wonderful saying but a horrible way to find out that you were adopted..." "Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."