I typed this extremely long email during first period to some random weird school email address I found just for it to tell me that I couldn't send to that email ToT
If you're wondering, this is what I sent: You see, I was traversing the nine worlds when I fell into an interdimensional refrigerator, in which the Christmas trees of yore rested for all eternity. I unfortunately could not scale the walls in time before they all awakened due to the ancient curse cast by a spiteful man who was cheated on by his wife. It was too late; they fell upon me with branches swaying and leaves fluttering. I found, by sheer luck, an exit that just so happened to lead to the electrical wires of what apparently was an average mortal refrigerator. I found myself in a wall and I could only scream and hope that someone would hear me and save me, but neither of those options happened. I was in the dark contemplating how eventually I would suffocate and become a body in the wall that would be found years later by horrified plumbers as they repaired something, when I discovered that if I were to stick my long, thin, thieving fingers into an outlet that I would either come out the other side or end up in some device that had been plugged in. I took my chances and ended up in an arrogant freshman's computer, where I could access all their files as well as their web browser. It occurred to me that I needed to get out, so I opened a new tab, hopped into their email, and hit the "compose" button. I contemplated who I could ask for help in such a desperate time as this, and eventually decided to ask Mr. Best. I couldn't type, although any letters I wanted would appear, so as I typed "Best", an interesting email address came up, and then another when I tried to type the first one back in. So I must ask, who is this?
