unless I can sing there, I'm cooked, grilled, deep-fried, sautéed, roasted, baked, braised, poached, stir-fried, slow-cooked, broiled, seared, blanched, caramelized, charred, sous-vide, microwaved, smoked, simmered, pickled, steamed, stewed, flambéed, brined, toasted, marinated, pressure-cooked, dehydrated, flash-frozen, battered, breaded, confited, cured, fermented, smothered, pan-fried, wok-blasted, wood-fired, stone-ovened, air-fried, parboiled, nitrogen-shocked, lava-roasted, solar-grilled, cryo-seared, magma-smoked, plasma-torched, time-braised across six timelines, vacuum-cooked in the void between realities, entropy-reduced in a collapsing star, quantum-flash-fried in superposition, multiverse-marinated, black-hole-pressure-treated, string-theory-stir-fried, antimatter-broiled, cosmic-ray-toasted, dark-energy-poached, hyperdimensional-char-broiled, eldritch-infused, fate-pureed, prophecy-glazed, causality-deep-smoked, destiny-filleted, and reality-itself-slow-cooked over 14 billion years.
*gulp*
