A really bad christmas song I made as a joke I suck at singing and the song sucks. lyrics below | | | v
*slidewhistle solo* *jinglebells* Ohh IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME! CHRISTMAS! IT'S A JOLLY OL’ TIME! WHERE A FAT JOLLY MAN BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUUSE! HE ENTERS THROUGH YOUR CHIMNEY AND IF HE CANT HE BREAKS A WINDOW! THEN HE STEALS ALL YOUR MILK AND YOUR COOKIES TOO! YEAH! AND WE CANT FORGET HIS LITTLE SWEATSHOPS! UP IN THE COLD WITH BARELY ANY WARMTH! THERE HE HAS A LOT OF SHORT GUYS WITH CHILDLIKE MINDS! AND THEY’RE FORCED TO BUILD TOYS 24/7 A YEAR! YEAH! LALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALA CHRISTMAS TIME OF YEAR! WE CANT FORGET KRIS KRINGLE’S JOLLY OL GROUP OF REINDEERS- WHO ARE FORCED TO FLY DAY AND NIGHT!! THE ONE UP TOP WAS CALLED A DISGRACE UNTIL ST NICK THOUGHT THAT HIS DISABILITY WAS USEFUL! HOHOHO! *slidewhistle* AND IF YOU MAKE A LITTLE SLIPUP- ANYTIME OF THE YEAR- SANTA IS NOT FORGIVING- AND YOU’RE GONNA FACE DISAPPOINTMENT WITH A STOCKING FULL OF COAL! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CHRISTMAS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
