This is genuinely the worst possible kind of corny you can be, the "when my eyes turn red run" and "on the outside i'm smiling" kind of corny. yes, this is even worse than drama kid corny, forsaken fandom corny and 67 popular kid corny, and pretty much any type of corny you can name. Honestly I have no idea what kind of brain you need to have to behave in such a way.