lyrics: Once a year we celebrate With stupid hat and plastic plates The fact you were able to make another trip around the sun. Grr! And the whole can gathers round And gifts and laughters do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happy birthday ! Now you're one year older ! Happy birthday ! You're life still isn't over ! Happy birthday ! You did not accomplished much But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough [guitar play] So let's drink to your fading health And hope you don't remind yourself, The chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year Does it feels like your doing laps And eating foods and taking naps And hoping that some day your life will hold some cheer Happy birthday ! What have you done that matters ? Happy birthday ! You're starting to get fatter Happy birthday ! It's downhill from now on Try not remind yourself your best years are all gone [guitar play] If Cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ICE But instead your time is set, This is the only life you get And thought it hasn't ended yet, Sometimes you wish it might ! Happy birthday ! You wish you had more money Happy birthday ! Your life's so sad it's funny ! Happy birthday ! How much more can you take ? But your friends are hungry, So just cut this stupid cake ! Happy birthday ! Happy birthday ! Happy birthday !
