Lore: Nobody knows where Tad comes from, how he got to the Ivory towers, or why he even went there in the first place. Nobody truly knows what he wants. All goals and aspirations are near invisible behind his eyes, and he's never been heard speaking. Attempts have been made to evict him, none of which have been successful. But on the bright side, he makes free food every once in a while, and doesn't seem to mind when others eat it. That's probably why he's kept around. Why he's now being sent to fight is...eyebrow raising, to say the least. Perhaps it's because he's annoying. Only the High Arbiter knows. Some say he also responds to the name "Thomas". Abilities: -Tad's pretty fast in short, controlled bursts, but he's no marathon runner, that's for sure. -Fighting style is based on quick cuts and slashes to the enemy. How effective this is depends on his opponent. -Can conjure pies (no tin) to throw in the faces of his opponents -The gravy on his back is both a form of makeshift armor, and a (frankly gross) saddle. What do you mean it's December? If I'm actually allowed in with this heaping pile of doodoo feces, I will eat my hat (Ignore the 2nd half of the music choice, it doesn't reflect the character all too well)
