UR A PRO U DONT NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS. Plus its just a legit copy of minecraft so why oh why would ye need some werid controlsz. :D
I just cooked trust (Not a pirated version of the game i swear, mogang let me make ts) Terms and conditions: this version of paper minecraft is totally 100% legit and NOT a pirated game. Any ideas, thoughts, or whatevers of this being a pirated game is just outright dumb. By the way, any harm to you, your ears, your family, your money, your computer and your personal info and data cannot be used to sue us as the picosecond you clicked into this project you signed these terms. Anyway, we also have the right to bore you to death when reading this, because like WHO EVEN READS THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. Like really, if your reading ts you must be really bored or really old. Also, and signs of missing files, malware and spyware is you just seeing things. Get your eyes checked. Also really, what legit game would hack you? Also, any ransom or ransomware pop-ups on your computer is probably just some poor practical joke by one of your fellow comrades. Thats right comrade, this isn't YOUR paper minecraft, it's OUR paper minecraft. Anyway, i now gotta keep writing this until the cartel thinks this is good enough to release me to see my family again. This rlly stinks ngl. Anyway, if your still reading this then you have my respect, nice attention span. Also, if you start to see some weird pop-ups while reading this, just focus on these terms and conditions. Like, werid sus pop-ups arn't THAT bad. Like ive got 300 of em on my home computer and it works fine! Well, it seems im kinda running outta things so say, so now i must just keep on writing untill scratch makes me not allowed to write any more. Anyway, have you heard about the town of sadula? Ive heard you can cry anywhere in it! In the streets, in your home, in your car, anywhere, we mean it! Plus our mayor Josh is great! Why live on some BORING road like ceder street when you can live on CRYBABY ALLY! So tuff right. Anyway, you deserve a metal. Bye bye, have fun getting pirated- I MEAN PLAYING A LEGIT COPY OF MINECRAFT
