Credit to @sardine_crusader for the request. If it's not to your appeal, Sardine, super sorry! I really just wanted to try this and see how it turns out and personally I like it because it looks kinda smooth (not really, but I'm still improving). Also, I'm really sorry I couldn't find GIFs for all of them, and the images I searched up were absolutely dog crap. This took like...a week to make. I was procrastinating a lot, and halfway through I got all four wisdom teeth taken out so I'm feeling super miserable right now and have been for the past few days... No, this isn't in order, I'm aware that Pekka is better than Valkyrie, I just did it in order of who I remembered. Also, I couldn't fit everyone because the song wasn't long enough :p Explanation below. Not using game logic, Yoriichi pretty much outspeeds all of them by tons, even if Pekka and Megaknight or Golden Knight take strength, I can see Yoriichi blitzing them. Also, without game logic, no one is bound by the rules, so Yoriichi can aim for gaps in between Mega Knights armor and behead Golden Knight simply outspeeding them, also spotting weaknesses easily with the transparent world. For Pekka or Mini Pekka, they don't really have any win cons so they can't beat him, but Yoriichi can beat them by slowly chipping their health, since a normal skeleton can do some amount of damage to Pekka, and Yoriichi is obviously more physically capable than a tiny skeleton (other than Larry, he's built different). USING game logic is a bit more complicated. Yoriichi is still a million times faster than a ton of them, but now that he's bound by game logic, there are a few problems such as the fact that moves will DEFINITELY HIT HIM and he has to directly hit them, even if it's the armor because that's how all the other cards play. This could get him for instance, if it was a Mega Knight smash attack or a charged Sparky, they have win cons now that they can hit him and the only thing he can do is hit their armor. Pekka also cooks easy since it has a ton of HP and one or two hits will easy win while Yoriichi has to hit a million times and he CAN'T MOVE from his position because of game logic. Arguing for Yoriichi, though, you could argue that since he massively outspeeds all cards, he won't be affected by first moves, such as how Bandit and Boss Bandit's dashes make them invulnerable until they're finished dashing, which I considered for opponents such as Sparky, but decided it didn't really matter. I also didn't think that because Golden Knight with ability travels at same speed as Bandit dash, but he can still be damaged, so I marked Bandit and Boss Bandit's dashes as HAX rather than SPEED. Also, this is all if GAME LOGIC was applied, but I didn't want to complicate things so I simply removed it. If we did use game logic, then some of the characters here would've definitely won, but I'd say Yoriichi's stats in game would be Strength: Around Knight or Valkyrie level, I just thought it sounded right Speed: Definitely the fastest, he would probably be considered a champion if he was a card, so he would maybe have an ability something like Golden Knight where he dashes, but it'll be more faster and some other random cool thing. Attack speed would also be faster than Golden Knight, IMO, but I may be biased. HP: I would put this also with Knight and Valkyrie, somewhere there, decent tanks, but they're the closest to humans, taking Barbarians out cuz they're not really strong, and you gotta give credit to Yoriichi, he can tank more than 8 arrows. Using game logic, I'd say some cards that could beat him would be Sparky (charged + surefire hit), Mega Knight (tanky + surefire hit), Pekka and Mini Pekka (massive damage + surefire hit) and some other cards I can't think of right now (my head hurts, sorry..) Nerf Miner. Larry is the GOAT.
