Would I be a good mom? Probably not lol Sleepovers: 0-4 - no 5-7 - nope 8-12 - only with like family 13+ - fine but only with close friends and no boys Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 7:00pm 5-7 - 7:45pm 8-10 - 8:00-8:30pm 11-12 - 8:30-9:00pm 13+ - 9:00pm or later if you have a good reason like a sports game Devices: 0-4 - only baby shows 5-7 - only little kid shows 8-12 - iPad or computer for school 13+ - phone with parental controls Makeup: 0-5-nope 6-8 - why would anyone need makeup at this age 9-12 - lip gloss and maybe lip liner 13+ - only natural makeup Grades: As and Bs - yayyy you get a reward Cs - this better be a one time thing or im calling a tutor Fs - I will take devices away and you will study til you understand and get an A or B Allowance: 0-4 - you don't even know what money is 5-7 - nope 8-12 - I'll give you money if you need it 13-15 - ten dollars a week but use your money wisely 15+ GET A JOB Smoking: 0-17 - NOPEEE 18+ - HOW DARE YOU 21+ ABSOLUTELY NOT 30+ I DONT CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE THE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU WANNA LOSE BRAINCELLS SMOKING Dating 0-5- it'd be cute but no 5-7- nope 7-13- still no 13+ maybe but you can't be alone together and I must like who you're dating and you will not go farther than a kiss on the cheek. maybe on the lips just ONCE. 18+ yes please do but I must like who you're dating and ABSOLUTELY NO BABIES BEFORE MARRIAGE. Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
