You don't know where places are, or where you are, or why you're there? Don't worry, Globally will tell you, she knows a LOT about places. Nonnonoonono, you don't get it, she knows a LOTTTTTT about places. (This was suppose to be hidden for the first "Episode" of the surpise I'm planning but why not: she knows everyone's secrets, which will either be good, bad, or both!)
Credits to AccOuNthaha for setting things up!