The voices in my head kept pestering me to do this. Hopefully this shuts them up. Also they're telling me to help out a floating crystal and a mind parasite for free.
I'll accept basically any payment, but if you hand me a chunk of dirt and your opponent offers me a magic sword, you can guess who my new client is. I'll take basically any case as long as the crime wasn't committed against me or one of my allies. If we win the case and you receive some material form of compensation from your opponent, I'll request around 1/4 of whatever you were given. (Music from Death Note.)
