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English: Our leader has died. It was no normal death however. Documents say it was an act of anger, that caused him to accidently start a fire in his own home, but then get trapped in there. Let us have a moment of silence for our great leader. A great leader, but also a terrible husband. We're not sure how this will impact us as a nation, but we will try to remain as strong as possible. We have been given access to nuclear technology by the TUPES nation, our biggest ally, and are flying off for some testing. Until further notice, Witheranian borders are shutdown, and all states are going under quarantine. This is to prevent crime and wars. With no leader to stop it, who knows what evil awaits us in the future. Anyone seen across state and/or nation lines will be sent back to their home, and be fined, unless they have a warrant.
