Hilarious angry parent statement generator 1. Press any button 2. Laugh because either: a. It seems like something your dad would say or b. It is hilarious because it could never happen 3. repeat until satisfied 4. post best ones in the comments and suggest words to add. 5. check out my other projects on my main @FantasticDolphin44 Inspired by Dumbledore asks calmly by @ChuckSploder Thanks to my sister for helping me think of hilarious names, verbs, and ending nouns, and for drawing the angry dad picture. @ChuckSploder added some words too! Shortest: For Jim's sake, stop eating a cup! Longest: For your 2017 essay competition trophy from your essay on grilled cheese's sake, stop making really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really annoying noises with a copy of "Secrets of the Mustache", my personal autobiography that isn't finished yet! 13091 possible! My favorites: For Donkey Kong's sake, stop body slamming a pressurized soda can! - I see a disaster waiting to happen... For an unexploded land mine's sake, stop racing in a 1965 Ford Mustang with serious transmission issues! For Donkey Kong's sake, planting land mines in a copy of "Secrets of the Mustache", my personal autobiography that isn't finished yet! For your future's sake, stop racing in a 1965 Ford Mustang with serious transmission issues! - Pretty good advice if you ask me. For America's sake, stop racing in time itself! - Any people out here know if this would really be destructive? For your eyes' sake, top planting land mines in your mashed potatoes! - sounds like good advice
