You wanna learn to be as tuff and rough as me? Listen, I’m the great Dallas Winston, and no matter how much grease is in your hair, no matter how many cancer sticks you smoke a day, or anything; you’ll never be like me. My tuffness is a held up to a standard that is not achievable by anyone else. But, since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll show you the ropes to bein’ a grease. And who knows? Maybe you’ll be the heir to my cell, and hangout times with the boys in blue (ya know, the fuzz). So, slick back that hair, ready your blade, punch a soc for all I care, and get ready for: The Winston’s Guide to Tulsa!
Decided VERY quickly, that I am incapable of doing a Two-Bit impression ;v; I tried so hard, but I lack that Two Bit grease for the voice
