* Hey hey hey folks! * Y'know, they call me Motormouth Mike for a reason. * I just dont shut up! Ahaha! * (And yes, I WILL be here all night!) * You tell Mike his jokes suck * I'm Tennas favorite! He loves me! * (Maybe just a little too much if ya know what I mean!) * But who can blame him on that anyway? * Heh... * You tell Mike hes useless * Y'know, jokin's just a side-gig! * My main deal? Special effects! * You ever seen what an episode of good ol' TV TIME looks like without ME on set? * Real bland i'll tell ya that! * You tell Mike he should show his face more * Kid, why should I? * Not anyone can be Mike of course! * Contrary to what that little dice boy thinks... * You tell Mike that Tenna never liked him much * GRAHH! That is IT! * CUTTHECAMERAS! [Mike grabs an actual shotgun and fires at the camera] * You come into MY room, insult MY jokes, * And you think you can just WALK OFF SCOTT FREE? * Well NO DICE, BUCKO! * How would you feel... * ABOUT GETTING YOUR GODDAMN BRAINS BLOWN OUT?! * Heheh... im going to ENJOY this! [Mike pulls the trigger but there is no ammo] * What. [Mike tries again, to similar avail.] * Im outta ammo? (fight end) * Dang well uh... * You aint gonna tell Tenna about this, are you? * We good right? * Dont answer that. Be seein' ya! [Mike then slides out of frame] This is not an AU of the mikes or anything, is basically just "What if Mike was an actual character" Ts theme by bigbug Space for text blip Who let me cook bro what is ts
