READ ENTIRE THING BEFORE COMMENTING!!!! (max desc length but please) credits to the person who made the template which i think is someone named @ma_jrs but i cant read the insanely blurry text so please help me (i think they are on twitter and tiktok but uhh) well, its about time i post something about this game. after all, i've been in the community for a decent amount of time now. (this is also going to show you how much i truly despise shipping, and i will mention why below.) one more thing before i start yapping a lot: !!!DO NOT FLAME ME IN THE COMMENTS FOR MY OWN OPINIONS!!! seriously, people get reported for just sharing their own opinions and that is just DISGUSTING. more reasons why i did this: 1. other people are doing it 2. excuse to use tags 3. to tell people that i do not like shipping 4. fun 5. to say that i am indeed in the community i personally do not like shipping because: 1. it attracts weird people (not all shippers!!!) 2. it is never canon and people act like its canon 3a. feels weird to me 3b(more of a thing id like to say). typically ships are romantic, and not platonic. if this is making up friendships, i am completely fine with that (but for the sake of popularity, i'm doing it romantically.) main highlights that i may have to address so i don't die: fruitcake (sprout x cosmo) being in blue well, simple. they seem like friends in my eyes. what you might argue and why you shouldn't: 1. "fruitcake is canon!!" no, fruitcake isn't canon. qwel stated that NO ships are canon (and fruitcake is very obviously one) 2. "but sprout thinks about cosmo all the time!!" okay, and then what? that's literally just the effects of being friends (or best friends, for this matter.) why shellvision (shelly x vee) is in "what" i simply do not see the point in shipping them, okay? it seems weird, when to me they are just acquaintances. what you might argue and why you shouldn't: 1. "but that one poster and conversation!!" yeah, ONLY one poster and conversation. the poster was most likely only a coincidence, seeing that the title of the episode says "past and future", with shelly being the past and vee being the future. besides, the one conversation was just vee saying that she needed help carrying supplies. a. "but what if the yknow how vee isnt super good at expressing emotion!!" this one's hard to say, but when vee says she needs help carrying supplies, how would anyone in any way shape or form be able to turn that into a romantical sentence? 2. "but vee notices shelly and stuffs when not many toons do!!" well, sprout, tisha, (and maybe even yatta) show care much more than vee does. i do realize that this can loop back to "vee not being good at showing emotion", remember, that conversation was about supplies. why ragebait/idkwhateveryouliketocallit (shrimpo x finn) this is a romantic ship chart. i don't understand, even if that dyle gossip is right there, i still wouldn't understand why they would love each other in a romantic way. he still yells at him, you know. what you might argue and why you shouldn't: none, i think the thing i said up there is enough. besides, these shippers are usually pretty respectful and i wouldn't have much trouble with them. teacase (teagan x rodger) being in "what" i don't need to say much, its just one piece of dialogue(or maybe i'm missing something that was added) what you might argue and why you shouldn't: none because i haven't looked into this one that much and i can't find any arguments that people have said online about this one soo- moonflower (dandy x astro) being in blue i think they're friends, enough said. what you might argue and why you shouldn't: actually, no. i think they're friends, enough said. besides, didn't astro witness something he shouldn't've? dandy also says "..." after buying astro from his shop, probably also implying that something happened with them. moonfossil (astro x shelly) and why it is in green ehh to me they're like acquaintances what you might argue and why you shouldnt't: 1. aa but arto actually acknowledges shelly and stuff!!! aa but other people do as well. i can guarantee that there are at least 30 toons she has interactions with, probably 10 of them being actual friends/acquaintances. and the last one i'll be covering is cleanfossil (tisha x shelly) and why its in blue i see them as friends. that should be enough. what you might argue and why you shouldn't: 1. "but the dialogue!!" IN the dialogue is "i'll always have your back", less of a romantic thing and more of a best friend thing. 2. "the mastery thing tho!!" surprisingly no one said this with cosmo x sprout, but uh just because shelly requires you to completely master tisha does not imply that they are in love with each other. enough said. that's everything i guess, so don't flame me in the comments while holding up pitchforks please anyway tags:
