CLuR OBsCAIR EPXPIDITOIN 33RD/
game awards this year was epic ngl you know what I mean like there were so much surprises yk yk I was so surprised when after expedition 33 won almost every award possible I didnt expect them to win the game of the year but when they won the whole game of the year I was so shocked I decided to buy clair obscur expedition 33 to see why it was so good but it was buns I need a refund so I went to the alley where the homeless guy sold it to me and said that I needed a refund so the homeless guy took my game and gave me donkey kong 4 and said mon ami and I got ptsd for the rest of my life but thats still not the end of the story 2 years later I saw the same homeless guy but he was actually rich because he invented clair obscur expedition 34 but it was expedition 33 but just recolored so I went to him and gave him his so called donkey kong 4 and demanded my money back but he said no so I hit him with my baseball bat which knocked off his baseball hat which revealed a frog inside you see he was a magician and he was about to make the frog burp out my money but he got mad and pulled out his red ryder air pistol idk how he got that but I ran but I was not as fast as chigiri from the hit soccer anime blue lock which is actually fake so I decided I was not as fast as kasane bolt the superstar racer which is weird because his last name was bolt did he change his last name so he would sound like the flash anyways the guy caught up to me and shot me 33 times with his red ryder bb gun air pistol and said mon ami every time he shot me which was 33 times but it turns out he was pointing the bb gun backwards and actually shot himself so I decided to move on with my life but you see that was part of his magic show and 80 thousand people was watching him die because of me so they beat me up until my ears broke you may be thinking that ears don't have bones but when they punched me in my shoulder my shoulder bone moved up to my ear and some dude kicked it and it broke anyways thats how my ear broke because of the hit game clair obscur expedition 33 now available in stores near you
