IMPORTANT NEWS: Okay, so I've recently partnered with a "private" company called Gergtech. They are able to ship people such as you off to various habitable "secret planets". In these secret planets, you will find alien societies who are looking for people like you to expand their minds! *This is not a scam. All YOU need to do is: 1. Fill out this Ticket 2. Go to www.gergtech.com/exploration/planets/secretplanets/aliens/aliensocietiesproject/apply (in all seriousness, that is an actual link, so don't actually submit it) to submit this ticket. 3. Receive your information (Time of Launch, Equipment needed, etc.) 4. Appear at the time of launch and board the ship (similar, but not exactly like, the one pictured on the ticket). 5. Have fun! None of this is real. Also, if you are wondering why it says "advistor", it's to hint that this is fake. It's just a joke. Is it funny?
None of this is real. Credits: -Jesus for putting up with me -Scratch -@goch (I think) -@scratch_the_kat for inspiration.
