Hello [ladies & gentlemen]! Have you ever [desired] to [become a POTATO]?!!?!?!?!?! Well, [NOW YOU CAN (and you must.)]! With this [trusty tool] you can [painfully and grotesquely] mutate into your [favourite abomination]! using a lethal dose of gamma radiation. WARNING - Side effects may include: -Skull-splitting pain -Your teeth falling out -blisters and boils -Disfiguration -Loss of sanity -Being called a "Weirdo" -your brain leaking out your ears and nose. -Hallucinations -[TOO MUCH FUN]!!!!!!!!!!!!
Credits: @Evil_potatoX
