Enjoy my terrible parenting! :DD Names: Girls: Laila, Cassandra (Cassie, for short), Lily Boys: Alexander (or Alex), Daniel, Ryan In conclusion: unique but still real names Clothes 0-3: I'll pick, but if you object, hey, I'll change them. 4-6: You can pick, just dress appropriately, and don't put on shorts in 60 degree weather 7-10: Just dress appropriately 11-13: I mean, for the most part, it's fine, but not that much skin showing... 14-16: See above 17-18: Just don't wear anything outrageous and inappropriate Bed Times 0-3: 6:00 4-6: 7:45 7-10: 8:00 11-13: 9:30 14-16: I mean, just don't sleep at 1 AM in the morning... 17-18: You can pick, you're old enough :D Dating 0-3: HECK NAW 4-6: Um, no thank you 7-10: Crushes are fine, but...no 11-13: If you're being closely monitored, and if the person isn't a psycho 14-16: Alright... but don't date anyone crazy 17-18: Yes, but yet again, don't date anyone cuckoo Sleepovers 0-3: If I'm at the house with you >:3 4-6: With close family (Grandparents, aunts+uncles) 7-10: See above 11-13: If the family is trustable... 14-16: If I know, and not on school nights 16-18: If I know Screens 0-3: Ms. Rachel 4-6: TV, iPad 7-10: iPad (WITH RESTRICTIONS), school issued devices 11-13: Monitored phone, iPad, school issued devices 14-16: Phone, computer's fine, iPad, school issued devices 17-18: Phone, laptop, iPad, school issued devices Going out w/ friends 0-3: I'll be there, monitoring you and forming trust bonds with the parents 4-6: See above 7-10: If there's an adult keeping close watch on you, and they have my number. Also, I need to know where 11-13: See above 14-16: If I know where 17-18: if you are back by midnight, unless I know otherwise Grades A: Great job! B: Nice, but can we aim for an A? C: Mister/Missy, I kindly insist you increase your grades. We can talk to a teacher, I'll get you to study more, and if you really need one, I'll get you a tutor D: Everything above. Also, you're grounded until you're grade is at least a C F: Everything above. And you are grounded for a month AND until you get your grades up. LGBTQIA+ 0-3: Too young 4-6: Still kinda young... 7-10: Not totally valid, but you can find out more about it, and start thinking about it 11-13: you’re valid 14-16: you’re valid 17-18: you’re valid So, am I a good mom?
