'APPPYYYYY NEW YEARS EVEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is 2026. chaos may never end BUT, there is a way to stop the chaos. but as thou myig's bird yold me, i finna must talk. press space to cycle through the stuff i done do some mug random radiodont arm. spaghetti monster *the TRUE legend.* ZX is bound to do [redacted] to the IRS because he's sick and tired of the IRS sending one of there men to make him pay stuff and ZX has once tried to destroy the earth because he saw too much and deiced... that the world wasn't gonna take him... IT WAS HE WHO WAS TO TAKE THE WORLD INTO VOID BEFORE it took him... ZX's 50 billion years old incase you wondered. COBSON... the one and only soyjack that we all know in favo, absolutely spine-tingling thing. fish that's not a fish and is made up of many organisms CEOLACANTH, that one fishy guy who's been seen... ALIVE?????... tell me if YOU seen a CEOlacanth miku - no explaining to do. she's miku V1 fans, i admit... I STOLE V1'S WING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSJADHJSFGKSDGFKJSDFJKSAJMFDKSAFIUYDSHUVCNIXZFY&*E^RYUI$YR%WOEIUEOIRFUSODIFDOUFIDSKFJMKDSFDFK<GFM<>L.-.----..-.--.-..-.--...,.,,.,,,,.;'.;'';.'.';',.'.'.;'.,';;';[;]';'[';/[',']]-/[]-[=]-[=]/,;--=];[-=]/;[[;[;;[]'/-''''';.,[];][=.]=;[-['/.'./;[;; peppinos be hearing that noise, alien creature at the top i made with 8 arms IN 3D SPACE tho. SPONGBOB ya'll remember the soychud? CHICHANNACHI is a girl from the literal depths of the internet YOU SEE THAT???... THAT'S PANTERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *also the live version of flood played by PANTERA is playing in the background* theres a ducki that is from a comic that one of my friends, adrial and sebstian with two other people were working on spamton and tenna's at the corner, down-right but it very hard to see them.
also if you connect pages 1-2 you'll see a conversation thats i bit mixed up so i'll sort it here and i may extend it to a point where it isn't the original story where is shorter (auht's note: ojisan i think means stranger but that to say because that is not your name in the story. but enough yapping LET'S GET EM.) Setting 1: CHICHANNACHI: Ojisan! Ojisan!!!! i fwund a strange cwte swimmy thwngy!!! (>v<) *points to the pesdo-fish in the thumbnail and at the same her hair jumps touching what might be a werid life form...* Setting 2: Chimingdine: hi Gargantua: hello? Chimingdine: please don't stab me. Gargantua: Oh hehe... *chuckles* i wouldn't do that to you would i? you are AMAZING!!! but tell me sir... i feel as if some frail thing is touching me- Chimingdine: oh well idk what to say! considering i am 76 years old- Gargantua: uhhhhh please don't say tha- Chimingdine: say what- OHhhh i get it it what the modern kids say... 67?- Gargantua: AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGG 67676767676767676767676767858768757687576yo5or76oiy485ujiyohrtkyhjgkdfjhlflkv Chimingdine: uhhhh i'll just call the hospital. Setting 1: 1s4n1ty: *appears* AY CHICHANNACHI: AAAAA (>O<) 1s4n1ty: CHICHANNACHI LITSEN- CHICHANNACHI: u knuw my nwme? 1s4n1ty: ... i'm telepathic- CHICHANNACHI: wut (0 _ 0) 1s4n1ty: ... D I D y o u ; n o t i c e ; the giant? CHICHANNACHI: uuyyymmm ehhhhhhh nuo? 1s4n1ty: READ ME QULICK FOR I MUST ENCORT FOR... look over ther- CHICHANNACHI: wut wayt... AAAAAAAAAAAAA (0Q0) 1s4n1ty: *vanishes* Setting 2: Gargantua: []]]][][][[]][][][][][]()(o0nHuH?!?!?!? WHO'S WHERE?!?!? WHO'S WHAT?!?!? WHO'S WHO?!?!?!? WHO'S WHY?!?! Chimingdine: oh thank goodness he's sane...- Gargantua: oh hey there bud, just got OUT OF THAT COMA YOU GAVE ME- Chimingdine: chill bud... Chill, don't gotta be mad? Gargantua: oh alright, but gotta go to that sound tho Chimingdine: aight see ya in the blank- CHICHANNACHI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Chimingdine: ... kid shut u- Gargantua: BUD! don't be like that at her or you'll be like that grungy dead man cutout! Chimingdine: ... dude- CHICHANNACHI: ur not swcry? (*^*) n' that fwsh can speak!?!? (O_O) Chimingdine: ... uh names Chimingdine? and- Gargantua: OOOHhhh so that's your name, Chimingdine?... i like it! reminds me of dimebag, liked him while his legacy lasted Chimingdine: man i miss that guy... wish he was again... alive- CHICHANNACHI: dymbwg? (OvO) what happen to him?- Chimingdine: i'll just say- Gargantua: hey, Chimingdine. don't be so mealncohly. he's gone but still within our hearts, CHICHANNACHI: h-he's gwne? (i-i) Gargantua: as i say, he's gone but never truly gone, still within our hearts- 1s4n1ty: *appears* AYYYYYYYYY what's up guys! Gargantua and Chimingdine: WHO ARE YOU??????????!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?- CHICHANNACHI: he's gween awlen (^V^) but very scare- 1s4n1ty: i ain't scary buddy. Chimingdine: hey, Gargantua- Gargantua: well OKAY he don't look that bad because he's got one eye like me- 1s4n1ty: AAAAAGGGG JUST BE CHILL GUYS. Gargantua: you know, you'd look as a cool git' palyer right bud? 1s4n1ty: oh really you say?, i play drums on the keyboard only. Chimingdine: *looks at watch* Gargantua, i gotta go now see ya. Gargantua: i'm going too. but hey bud, what's your name?- 1s4n1ty: names 's4n1ty Gargantua: alrighty then, it was nice and weird ig to see you, see you someday. *the sunset begins* 1s4n1ty: bye- CHICHANNACHI: hey one qwstion 1s4n1ty: yes? CHICHANNACHI: can u lwead me tu my howse? 1s4n1ty: nah but i'll give you a gps and my trusted advisor- ZX: yo ZX: yo ZX: yo ZX: yo ZX: yo ZX: umm so hi, i am the two letters at the bottom left of your keyboard, ZX CHICHANNACHI: uuyymmm i feewl scarwd (TOT) 1s4n1ty: you ZX, get ayumu ZX: BET. *goes 70 octillion times the speed of light A to B tells ayumu whata to do and promises bring her back and does B to A* ok got 'em ayumu: oh hello.. green guy? so wheres the kid- CHICHANNACHI: (^v^) ayumu: AAWWWWWW SHE'S SO CUTEEEEE!!!!!! 1s4n1ty: ay, don't forget about your gps! ayumu: thank you! CHICHANNACHI: bwy gwys!!! 1s4n1ty and ZX: bye!!!! 1s4n1ty: yo ZX, gotta say... t h e w e s t is falling ZX: he's there chud: hey guys. i watched you guys say bye to some random people and found you guys mention the WEST, it is indeed failing. 1s4n1ty: AY CHUD! WAZZZAAAAAAA ZX: WWWWWAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAA chud:BAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAA 1s4n1ty we need to save the west. the end. CAST: CHICHANNACHI: girl 1s4n1ty: author and characiter Gargantua: great giant thing Chimingdine: 76 year old Ceolacanth ZX: ayumu: the girl from Disillusion ST chud: soyjack's western traits all in one. goody for reading da thing! YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAHH! *must say, this at some parts felt corny which prob mean 1, ENTIRE THING'S CORNY or 2 it's here n' there.*
