YOU DON'T ADOPT US, OTHERWISE WE WON'T ACCEPT YOUR OFFERINGS, WE WON'T ACCEPT YOUR FOOD, DRINKS, PLAYTIME, ROAD TRIPS, AND EVEN BEDTIMES! I'm depressed and Doggy Paws is so sad his eyes are welling up with tears, and now he's (silently) crying a puddle of tears!! Our parents got k!113d by a cliff they slipped from! We're now orphans!
