AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'M SO EXITED!!!!!! Ok, ok fine. Here's the prologue: Hi. My name is Trixie Kelly, and I am a girl. I am 14 and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I’m at the disco, dancing with my girlfriend. How? I don’t know. A miracle, maybe. Or I’m just lucky. Maybe both. Maybe my personality won her over. I might never know, and I guess that’s alright. But let me take you back in time, to the beginning of this whole thing. Maybe then we’ll both understand.