Choomah massacre needs slight repairs and fixes. (SCROLL DOWN FOR PRIME LEZ GUIDE) [MOVEMENT] A/D - Left/Right SPACEBAR - Jump F - Shoot E - Gauntlet Upgrade (If bought) [OBJECTIVE] Big Lez (You) have to defend from Choomahs until Sassy the Sasquatch will come into the now empty battlefield and open his shop for you. Certain bosses will also attack you periodically, kill Choomas, defeat bosses, and buy cool stuff from the shops. [PRIME LEZ] In order to unlock Prime Lez, you must beat every boss in one go, then buy it in Sassy Foods. As Prime Lez, you can not die to regular Choomahs, your bullets go longer and shoot faster, and you get a snazzy new look. You are also invulnerable while Teleporting. The Giant bullet also reduces from a ten second cooldown to a five second cooldown. [PRIME LEZ MOVESET] A/D - Left/Right SPACEBAR - Jump F - Shoot E - Giant Bullet T - Teleport [UPDATE LOG] Jan 4, 2026 Game created. Jan 5, 2026 Created Choomadactyl and Donny's Shop Jan 6, 2026 Small bug fixes and Brutus speed buff Jan 7, 2026, Added Choomazilla, Smooth animations Jan 7, 2026, fixed killing before sassy leaves glitch Jan 7, 2026, Added Boxing gloves to Donny's Shop Jan 8, 2026, Added earthquake when perching (Dactyl) Jan 8, 2026, Choomazilla Nerf (900-400hp) Jan 8, 2026, Added boxing Gloves, Choomazilla hitbox Jan 9, 2026, Added Taipan Pete Jan 9, 2026, Small bug fixes Jan 16, 2026, Choomadactyl Bug fix Jan 16, 2026, Removed Boxing gloves temporarily Jan 16, 2026, Rise of Armstrong (added Armstrong) Jan 18, 2026, Major Bug fixes on Armstrong Jan 20, 2026, Working on Choomazilla bug fix Jan 20, 2026, Armstrong major bug fix (+dev) Jan 21, 2026, Armstrong major bug fix Jan 21, 2026, Small Choomazilla buff (+300 HP) Jan 21, 2026, Small Armstrong buff (-3 SECONDS) Jan 21, 2026, Small Armstrong VFX fix Jan 21, 2026, Armstrong Buff (+500 HP) Jan 21, 2026, Major armstrong bug fix Jan 21, 2026, Prime Lez Jan 21, 2026, Prime Lez Bug fix Jan 22, 2026, Prime Lez Major Bug Fix Jan 22, 2026, Trophies and Achievements! Jan 31, 2026, Reset feature Mar 10, 2026, removed (PRIME LEZ) from title
[BOSSES] (from easiest to hardest) The Chase of Choomah (Bumble Brutus) Plight of the Choomah (Choomadactyl) The Choomazilla (Choomazilla) Rise of Armstrong (Armstrong) [WARNING] This game may contain (censored) foul language and potentially loud audios. Play at your own risk. You have been warned. [CREDITS] Lez Model - Boucher-Morneau on Facebook All Vocal Audios - Jarrad Wright Thumbnail Font - Typo Graphic Design SFX - Pixabay Choomah models - [OTHER] go to choomahmassacre.fandom.com for a guide There is a glitch where when I was making the double choomah boss (scrapped), some code was left and now sometimes you can fight two Choomah's. one after you kill the other instead of Sassy coming. And now, I haven't actually tested the boxing gloves, so tell me if there's any bugs. [TAGS] Big Lez Show, Big Lez, Lez, Sassy the Sasquatch, Sassy, Sasquatch, Simulator, Choomah, Indie, Wake up, Fun, Quick, Armstrong, Bosses, fun, quick,
