this is clumpy biscuits the brave warrior. he travels the lands searching for a shirt for himself. he wears the extremely rare size XM or extra medium, so he has a hard time finding garments for himself. because of this, he has fought countless beasts and creatures of varying sizes and strengths, such as the great penny pinching greedle of greedland and the rambunctious sneezeworm in the hopes of one of them having some clothes his size. one day, he hopes to settle down, find a nice shirt, and to become a busker who plays strictly ragtime.
his legendary aluminum foil sword has tasted the blood of thousands in battle thats why its so floppy, because its aluminum. pronounced UH-LOO-MIN-UM btw spindeler.
